December 21st, 2008
Angry monkeys turn on their cruel trainer and beat him senseless with his own stick after he handed out a vicious beating to one of the trio during a performance riding mini bicycles in a market in Sizhou, China
|Date:||December 21st, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC)|| |
Not really. Really??
Really. I got it from a news source.
I hope that is a true story.
I for one welcome our stick-wielding monkey overlords.
|Date:||December 21st, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)|| |
Paybacks are a bitch asshole!
|Date:||December 23rd, 2008 12:52 pm (UTC)|| |
Yep...then some asshole like me will come along and make a LJ icon so every one can see him getting his ass kicked.
Tool use is a wonderful thing.
|Date:||December 21st, 2008 11:02 pm (UTC)|| |
forgot this was the internet
I mean "Tool use FTW."
|Date:||December 21st, 2008 09:55 pm (UTC)|| |
Haha, yes! Go monkeys! ♥
|Date:||December 21st, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)|| |
Yay Monkeys! I seriously hope they are taken from him and never returned.
|Date:||December 21st, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC)|| |
Daaa... Daaa... Daaa...
Dum,dum. Dum, dum. Dum, dum.
Or However Also Sprach Zarathustra goes :)
For a second there I thought you were singing the Mentos song.
|Date:||December 21st, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)|| |
Monkey see, Monkey do! (sorry, but it *had* to be said.)
Everyone knows that you're supposed to shock it anyway.
Or at the very minimum, spank it.
|Date:||December 21st, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)|| |
He works his fingers to the bone to earn the money to give them brand new minibikes for Christmas and this is the thanks he gets?
Poor little monkeys. :( Justice is a bitch!
This brings me pleasure. I... I... I'm speechless...
|Date:||December 22nd, 2008 07:29 am (UTC)|| |
YES! GO MONKIES!
That stick looks as if it's 'snapped apart' at least once before. And I doubt an enraged monkey is likely to opt for a large unwieldy object over the immediacy of sinking its teeth into your soft tissues.
That this may be nothing more than a pantomime of defiance is perhaps even more dispiriting.
It was reported on by several news agencies...
yes. go back to scavenging coal heaps you stupid impoverished foreign person. that will teach you to debase yourself in public day in and day out to try and make a living. this is a valuable lesson about humility and I'm glad everyone here is so eager to cheer the verdict. I give thanks to the long-life batteries powering our laptops. (say, there's a good career suggestion for this fellow.) now let's see what else is on the internet; lunch isn't over for another thirty minutes.
Now, see, this is why nobody likes a Guilty White Liberal.
Monkeys: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
|Date:||December 23rd, 2008 03:01 am (UTC)|| |
Sorry, I gotta stick with alcohol for that.